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Old 09-23-2014, 11:12 AM   #1
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Default Wisdom Comes With The Years...

Wisdom Comes With The Years...

A 72 year old man had one hobby - he loved to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard
a voice say, 'Pick me up.' he looked around and couldn't
see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
Again, ''Pick me up. '

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top,
was a frog.

The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up,
then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful
woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all
your friends are envious and jealous, because I will
be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached
over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his
shirt pocket.

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear
what I said?' I said, 'Kiss me, and I will be your
beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'

With age - comes wisdom.
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